I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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