Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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