i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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