Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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