yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
im holly from the hills drunk
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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