VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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