with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
