Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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