But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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