Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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