normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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