Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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