Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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