Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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