question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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