i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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