watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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