I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Everything about him screamed your future.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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