the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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