Dual....:-)
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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