Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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