it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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