About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
And then my night got REAL pukey
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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