upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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