He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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