this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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