erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Randomize
