Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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