He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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