Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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