do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
