i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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