dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
