White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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