Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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