Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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