TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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