Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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