I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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