Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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