he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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