I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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