Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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