Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
where am i from again
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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