Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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