P.S. I can't hear my feet
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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