I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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