no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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