Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
