I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wish you could order shots online.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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