Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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