Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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